me: cos every time we touch I get this feeling
keyboard:
when i’m elderly i’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else i will curse their families for always and eternity
holy shit
First though, that is fucking badass
Secodn though, it’s so shitty that we live in a world where a woman has to literally booby trap her vagina to prevent rape.
What if you were having sex and forgot to take it out?
oh god
omgits jst like that movie “teeth”
hahaha i love it
Sometimes I just see so many hot cosplayers
Like damn. I’d drag you away to an alley and have my way with you.
Specially the Dirk and Dave ones.
